| Period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
| Period: | How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| Period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| Period: | Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| Period: | Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? |
| Period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| Period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. |
| Period: | Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. |
| Period: | You didn't like those brand new underwear right? |
| Period: | Yell at a puppy. |
“I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am”
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someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore
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remember when staying up late was actually exciting
now its just life
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